Dear Joey and Brooke, What a wild ride! I just wanted to write to express …
“That one actually looks like spew.”
Canberra’s rock breakouts Hands Like Houses cook up dog’s balls in the Hysteria Kitchen – but don’t go bombing our office with red paint just yet, they’re 100% vegetarian.
Feast like you did last century – with your mouth instead of your phone – on Hands Like Houses totally 100% legit vegetarian spaghetti dog’s balls. They’re delish vege hot dogs impaled with pasta for a 1000% good time cruelty-free treat. Except your eyes. Oh, and our official Hysteria Plant™, sacrificed in the name of garnish. Ze goggles, zey do nothing! They almost settle the age-old “do you put the tomato sauce in the fridge or cupboard debate,” keyword there being almost.
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Want the recipe? Grab the HYSTERIA XMAS FRENZY edition #28 – get it FREE on iTunes and Google Play

