Brisbane’s pop-punk upstarts Two Times Shy are soaring lofty heights as they let loose their …
Thy Art Is Murder
What’s in a name? King Parrot could be any kinda band, let alone a death metal band with a penchant for piss and jizz. They sure love dicks, though. Dicks and metal go hand in hand…er, well…you understand what I mean. But say “King Parrot” to anyone and they’ll look at you cock-eyed (lol) thinking its some kind of Totally Wild tribute polka band. Metal isn’t always metal, yanno. Anyway, here’s our Top Ten stories you may have missed this week:
Slattz Everyday Talks Through Ten Pounds of Shit In a Five Pound Bag
Oh, naughty, you mixed imperial with metric, there! Actually, no they didn’t
Thy Art Is Murder’s Dear Desolation is Beaut
Can’t wait till y’all hear it…
Peavy From Rage Spills The Beans on an Aussie Tour
Yeah, his publicist wasn’t thrilled.
Gravemind Opens The Deathgate For Us
Offers some tea and crumpets, innit?
Dear Seattle, We Listened, and We Laughed
So hard. Twas a fun ole thyme
Le Butcherettes Steal Sydney Solo Show
Cos they deserve it, dammit
Our Verdict on Neck Deep’s Peace and the Panic
Peace…MEAL? Umm, possibly
Justice For The Damned Give It Everything
And they still have MORE! Here, have these steak knives
Venom Inc Joins Better Riff-ness Bureau
It’s not an on-sold entity, that would attract capital gains tax
Freaky Darkcell Makes Video About Freaky Dudes
Yeah, well, they did.
