Dear Chester, I only realised a few days ago that it’s nearly been a year …
What’s in a name? King Parrot could be any kinda band, let alone a death metal band with a penchant for piss and jizz. They sure love dicks, though. Dicks and metal go hand in hand…er, well…you understand what I mean. But say “King Parrot” to anyone and they’ll look at you cock-eyed (lol) thinking its some kind of Totally Wild tribute polka band. Metal isn’t always metal, yanno. Anyway, here’s our Top Ten stories you may have missed this week:
Oh, naughty, you mixed imperial with metric, there! Actually, no they didn’t
Can’t wait till y’all hear it…
Yeah, his publicist wasn’t thrilled.
Offers some tea and crumpets, innit?
So hard. Twas a fun ole thyme
Cos they deserve it, dammit
Peace…MEAL? Umm, possibly
And they still have MORE! Here, have these steak knives
It’s not an on-sold entity, that would attract capital gains tax
Yeah, well, they did.