King Parrot
Aug
07
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HARD NOISE: KING PARROT // Slattz Behind The Scenes of ‘Ten Pounds’ Video


Australia’s favourite metal fuck-ups King Parrot dropped their most NSFW video yet last week, Ten Pounds of Shit In a Five Pound Bag, the first taste of upcoming third album Ugly Produce. Watch it below:

Doused in an array of bodily fluids, industrial strength sex toys, and hellraising shrieks from beyond what is known on Earth, the video is a big ol’ barrel of “WTF M8.” Instead of just wondering “what the fuck,” we asked bassist/vocalist/gimp Slattz Everyday “what the fuck” instead. Here’s what he told us:

00:52—Intro


Squizz is dancing around me being a total fucken arsehole which, in all honesty is the complete opposite of who Squizz (aka the Worlds Hottest Dude, aka the Underlord of Rock ‘n’ Roll) is so I get a kick out of seeing this bit. Also the hot dogs were real hot dogs. Dan Farmer (filmmaker) brought said hot dogs to the shoot in a coffee thermos – ingenious.

1:05—”Teabaggin”

I’m just trying to have a break from the day to day slog of being a gimp. Next minute these dirty ol’ fuckers bell in and ruin my tea bagging on what is the very short break that a gimp is allowed. On this – we need better working conditions, I call out to my fellow gimps: “united we stand, divided we get pissed on and have to lick boot soles with dog shit on it.”



1:49–”Table for One”


What a shot! I don’t think Youngy really thought it through…he’d just had his head locked into the wrong end of a shitter… which to be clear – there is no right end to lock your head in a shitter.
Second mistake is that he definitely didn’t think I was going to rip me strides down and blurt the morning Maccas.

2:46–”Snap”

Tired of being beaten down, picked on, spat on, and shat on, I snap…. when you think about it, I thought gimps loved that shit? Clearly I’m fucking terrible at this job cos I hated it. It’s time to turn the tables and electrocute some penis.

3:01–”The Stench of Hardcore Head Dildo in Your Mouth”


Ari and I are great mates. Fact is whether there is a physical dildo on my head or not – we’re both dickheads always. This still is just a physical representation of us joining together as one dickhead.

3:20—”Deck the Halls with Dildos and Holly”


Fuck I’m weird looking. That said you can’t look at this shot and not feel a little bit happy. In actual fact this was the last thing we filmed. It was two o’clock in the morning and we had been at it since 10am and I fucking hated everyone. Academy award-winning performance.

3:31—”We Call This Human Technology”


Out of everyone there can be no doubt that Squizz took to the dungeon like duck to water. Except it was a duck gimp and he was standing in his own puddle of water and I literally electrocuted his cock. No stunt cocks were used in this scene.



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Ugly Produce is out on 22nd September via EVP Recordings. Click here for pre-orders.

Ugly Produce tracklist

1. Entrapment
2. Piss Wreck
3. Disgrace Yourself
4. All Hail The Grub
5. Ten Pounds of Shit in a Five Pound Bag
6. Scattered
7. Now It Stokes Frenzy
8. Numb Skull
9. Die Before You Die
10. Spookin’ The Animals



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